WARNING-SOME OF THESE THINGS MAY PUT OFF POTENTIAL BOYFRIENDS
1) YOU CAN EAT SO MUCH, you don't have to worry about making your boyfriend go off you by eating in front of him or putting on weight or anything, so great. You can just keep eating your cake and and chocolate and stuff and nobody will bat an eyelid because you're storing up for the winter. Also because you have no boyfriend you have no one to cuddle to keep you warm, so by eating loads and loads you may just put on weight giving you more heat insulation against the harsh cold.
2) YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR MATCHING UNDERWEAR, when you're in a relationship you always want to look your best even if the person doesn't see or even if they do, you saucy minx's, so you hunt for you're best matching underwear that makes your boobs and bum look great but can be extremely uncomfortable. So now you're not in a relationship you can just put on your bridget jones pants and your granny bra and chillax.
3) YOU CAN ADOPT A PANDA, why not love something that isn't a human and won't break your heart. ADOPT AN ANIMAL, they'll never forget to send you letters and you get a free toy and you can always rely on them and its probably the only long distance relationship that will work!
4) YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO YOUR MAKE-UP, you can just go out with a fresh face. You don't have to put the foundation on to hide that spot coming up on your chin, you dont have to put eyeliner on to make your eyes 'pop' even though you stab yourself in the eye everytime. You don't have to put lipgloss on even though its going to come off within half an hour anyway because you have no-one to try to impress and if they don't love you for you then dump him sister.
5) YOU HAVE MORE TIME TO WORSHIP BEYONCE, Queen B dedicated a song to you, she even made up a legendary dance to it..the least you can do is pray to her once in a while. Learn the dance or if your ex tries to come crawling back you can always say 'if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it' *insert z formation*
6) YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY THEM STUFF, you don't have to endure the constant hinting that they're hungry or like that shirt and then have to fork over the money to buy it for them. You don't have to feel guilty about spending the money you were going to buy on their christmas present on that new dress you were eyeing up.
7) YOU CAN WEAR PYJAMAS ALL DAY, they won't be coming over to your house anymore and you don't have to go out with his friends and stuff so you can just watch a movie and stay at home in your onesie and LOVE LIFE.
8) YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND YOU LIKE COD, you needn't pretend you are number 1 gamer girl anymore because we all could tell you were lying, and you dont have to pretend you know what you're talking about. And if you do actually like cod then at least now you can just play solo and not have to worry about being shot by your 'partner' or him getting killed. Those tosspots.
9) NO MORE CONSTANT JEALOUSY, who cares if Shaniqua is now talking to him? He is not your problem. Your friends can't grass up on him because they saw him talking to some other girl which caused you to be self-concious and for you to have a huge argument because you've moved on.
10) YOU CAN FLIRT YOUR LITTLE ASS OFF, go ahead and talk to that guy in your science class. You are single after all, nobody can say anything. Go talk to about 5 guys and get their numbers just for fun! GET CHA FLIRT ON GURL
So they were some reasons why being single can be awesome, don't take them literally because I don't want comments like 'I followed your blog and then it ruined my life' because that is not fun to read:(
luv kt xo
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