Lately all I've been doing is apoligizing to you guys for the lack of updates, so today I'm going to cut the crap and get on with the post!
I hope you all had a fan-bloody-tastic christmas! I did! Although I had a wonderful day I'm kind of glad it's over because we all needed a well deserved break from the stress and the constant gallivanting. But if you, like me, have not really been...erm...exploring the horizons these holidays then don't feel bad its ok!
There are evil people in the world, murderers, rapists, gangs, peadophiles, topshop staff members who give you the 'look' when your just browsing. It's much safer to stay at home. Sure there's the odd chance of robbery and crazy people coming into your house and killing you in your sleep but that happens a lot less than street crimes...I hope. So really your being responsible and safe. Just remember that.
You have a lot more time to study for a upcoming test when you get back to school. Or if not study then you could learn a new hobby like darts or wallpapering. Always fun.
Staying in does not cost you anything, its absolutely free. You don't need a pass or ticket or wristband to get in because you don't leave. Fabulous.
There's always food, say you get a bit peckish...just walk or skate or however you travel through your house to the kitchen and BUH BAM, the world is your oyster.
YOU NEVER GET STUCK IN THE RAIN.
There is no need to wear uncomfortable clothes, who cares if those new jeans make your ass look good even if you can't breathe? You don't need them, just walk around in your pj's, chav clothes, maybe even underwear!
CONSTANT INTERNET ACTION. Check out the latest youtubers, update your status about how you're doing nothing at all, send a tweet, retweet a tweet, reblog a photo! So exciting.
No make-up or need to do your hair!
I hope these points have convinced you that its ok to be a hermit. I still love you:) WHO NEEDS WHATEVER VITAMIN THE SUN GIVES YOU ANYWAY? Not me.
luv kt xo
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